My Life as a Hotfessional: Get Out Your Pillows

I'm coveting red shoes. I don't know why. I only wear black or brown shoes. It's just me. My size 10 feet need no further "enhancing". It would be like Pamela Anderson wearing a padded bra. I mean, why? They're there. Obviously. Do I need flashing lights?

But, for some reason, I really want a pair of red patent shoes. Specifically these red patent shoes:

Circa Joan and David - Cecilia

Unfortunately, they would sit in their box. Like the black and white herringbone round-toed pumps that I had to have. That hurt. so. bad. Every time I put them on, thinking "today's the day these babies come outta the closet, oh baby, sexy, sexy, sexy", I take two steps, then crumple to the floor. Because walking? Ce n'est pas possible. (And yes, that's the only French I remember, so don't ask for any more!)

But I do have $30 in Kohl's gift cards and a 15% off an entire day of shopping because I'm an MVC. (They said it's Most Valued Customer. I think it's Must Visit Constantly.) So, I'm thinking I may have to pick up these:

and maybe these:

Because they are beautiful. And those boots? 4-inch heel. Oh man. We're pushing the 6'2" level there. Happy sigh. There are several new people of the male persuasion that I have to deal with now and some of them still think that the smiling Hotfessional can be steered away from her beliefs. Gently, to be sure, but steered away nonetheless. Six-foot-two adds a new factor to the equation when dealing with some people. [Snort!]

And:

Visit NaBloPoMo

Oh I love that line. "That's all you have to do." Ha!

Yes, I will be participating in National Blog Posting Month for 2007 - a promise to post every day for the 30 days of November. Which hasn't really been a problem for me since I usually have a steady stream of rants that spill out of my fingers on a daily basis. However, as soon as I clicked "Sign Up", I immediately, simultaneously, went into a complete writer's block. (Um, I'm not a writer. So, I guess it really means I am suffering from "not-a-writer's" block.) Gawd, even my jokes are getting lamer and lamer the closer to November 1st I get.

If you decide to ~~put yourself through this torture~~ join in on the fun, remember to add me to your friends list. I'm registered as "Hotfessional". We can commiserate about not-a-writer's block together.

---- And I'll take any suggestions on post topics that you want to send my way. Because otherwise, I can't be held responsible for the number of "deaths by boredom" I cause. ----